Nothing gives Michael Phelps strength to win Olympic Gold like a big a bowl of Frosted Flakes [dlisted] Shia LeBeouf takes his shirt off and walks around! [ethan says] Rachael Ray finally markets her signature slop to the right audience: dogs [celebrity dog watcher] Move over Clay Aiken, there's a new gay dad in town: Ricky Martin [jossip] Canadian model boot camp! [bunny bisous] Mr. Gay Brazil can throw a mean javelin [made in brazil]...

Perhaps in preparation for his fully nude scene in the upcoming film Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (I didn't realize there was any nude boyflesh in the book), actor Daniel Radcliffe has taken it all off and mounted a horse in the current issue of Vogue (shot by Annie Leibovitz). You might remember a similar shoot in Out Magazine last year starring omg-favorite model Chad White that was inspired by Radcliffe's nude performance...

I thought I was being original when I got drunk and tried to get into as many strange people's Facebook self-snaps as possible...but it turns out I was just a douchey "Photobomber". Am I the last to hear this word? Check out THIS GALLERY and PHOTOBOMBERS.COM for some good examples of the new national pastime....

I woke up this morning to an email I sent to myself 2 years ago. I sent it via FUTUREME.ORG. FutureMe is a site that allows you to write an email to your future self and have it sent on a date of your choosing. My email to myself two years ago went something like this: Dear Future Me, by now you're probably married, rich, surrounded by Oscars, and have that gag reflex under...

Watching Nastia Lukin and Sean Johnson compete in this year's Olympics brought me back to the days of Kerri Strug, which brought me back to the days of Chris Kattan. So whatever became of Kerri? Well since vaulting on an injured ankle for the gold, she worked as an elementary school teacher, then joined the Justice Department's Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention office, and appeared in a commercial for Zaxby's......

A couple in Chicago picked this treasure (whose name is Yoda) up at the bar one night a couple years ago. I've picked up a Yoda or two at the bars. The difference is when I wake up in the morning I don't feed them...I just ask them if they need change for the bus. Via DLISTED...

The most risque photoshoot a Western film star might ever do would be to show the tiniest bit of manicured bush for the totally prudish Cosmopolitan UK "naked centerfold" feature. In the Philippines, the bar is raised as there is way more than pube going on. There is actually way more than top of the penis going on. In the second volume of Climax magazine, stars of indie film get very steamy for the...

Waxie Moon, everyone's favorite boylesque act from Seattle, has created a beautiful tragedy. Watch him mourn the only way he knows how (a bit NSFW)....

No one went to Madonna's 50th birthday party [daily intelligencer] OMG Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi wedding photos [just jared] Lily Allen hates the French. She slaps them. [dlisted] Can you guess which actor is the victim of spousal abuse (from his wife)? [gawker] British man takes wife's last name [jezebel] John McCain doesn't want any money from Manhunt [rod 2.0] Rebecca Gayheart adopts a poor, injured little puppy [socialite life] Fred Phelps pickets...

It looks like MELANIE GRIFFITH'S WEBSITE is undergoing some changes, so make sure you visit the old pages before they're taken down by CLICKING HERE. Melanie guides you through the world she created called AVALON which is full of magical doors, beautiful landscapes, and Melanie's own soothing voice to guide you. When I want to escape from this sometimes insane life of mine, I close my eyes and conjure up my very own Avalon....

Employees at a nursing home experienced what it feels like to be an elderly dependent by going through a seminar called "Xtreme Aging". They all learned to be empathetic toward their patients, but all I learned from THIS ARTICLE were some funny names for oldies, like "Q-Tip Head". I'm surprised Tyra hasn't done something like this yet...except instead of just being old and blind with hearing and breathing difficulties, you'd also be wearing a...

Apparently cyclists have trouble finding pants to fit them cause of their big....THIGHS! What were you guys thinking I was gonna say, huh? Dirty bitches. Above is British cyclist Chris Hoy bulging around in his cycling gear. Speaking of bulging, have you all seen the new "God of Everything" Michael Phelps' outline? Oh you haven't? You just might be able to after the jump......

I haven't followed The Hills from the beginning, but I watched the premiere last night. It's so entertaining because I hate them so much. I hate them more than I hate the characters on Sex and the City. Here's my question - and I know it's all scripted reality or whatever, but how the hell can Lauren and Whitney work (or shop or whatever they were doing) at a regular retail store or walk...

Who cares about Dramatic Chipmunk? I'm way more into Dramatic Scottish Fold Kitty! Thanks to Gerry for the tip....

Speaking of ANTEATERS, check out the cute Silky/Pygmy Anteater in the video above. Discovered on CUTE OVERLOAD....